The Tattoo On My Chest - Luke Baldwin

His next album:

The Laser Removal Surgery On My Chest

My Beauty - Kevin Rowland

Hey Dad! Can I borrow the...
Nevermind.

Push Push - Herbie Mann

This can't be a turn on for anyone...
I hope.

Milligan Preserved - Spike Milligan

He got an A on his last science project...
Ever!

Smile A While - Brainstorm

That's one party you don't want to miss...
Or is it?

Back To The S__t! - Millie Jackson

Is she going no 1 or no 2?
Actually, I don't want to know.

Julie's Sixteenth Birthday - John Bult

It looks like Mr. John Bult likes them young...
Really young...
Jailbait young!

Liebe Mutter - Heino

I guess your first thought when you see this is, "Damn, thats one ugly german woman!".
You're wrong, thats one ugly german man!